Wright Family Classifieds

Children For Hire

Skills include…

Laundry services
(Subsequent screams and rumpled clothes included, free of charge)

Dance lessons
(Funny face illustrations can be provided for an extra fee of chocolate)

Road building
(Disclaimer: Several laws may have been broken in the making of this ad)

Childcare
(Our safety rating may be low, but our Lil Critics give us a thumb’s up for fun!)

Dental work
(Drilling for cavities is our Lil Technician’s particular favorite)

Dog Training
(With us your dog will learn the ever-important lessons of…
sharing his food, even if it means having it taken out of his own mouth,
providing the “soft cushion” in an all-out wrestling and hair-pulling match,
and being ridden around the house like a jolly ‘ole pony)

And Musical Performances

(Original songs include:
If You’re Naughty and You Know it Clap Your Hands,
Mary Had a Little Potty,
and everyone’s favorite,
I’ve Got Peace Like a River in my Butt)

Don’t delay!

Hire your very own Wright Child Laborer today!